6/29/10

Fuck the SMOKE OUT.......

Ok, maybe not fuck it but......... shit.....

I like to think I can have fun anywhere but.......

I've lived in NC for almost 8 years.... it's not the coolest but it's cool.... and I've lived around from West Virginia to New York City.... I've always planned on going to the SO but never made it for one reason or another...... well, this year a few homies were going and I decided to make it happen.........

So, Matt and I were set to roll..... I was riding my bike and Matt was driving in the Kidnap Van......... Well, I made it about 1 mile when I realized that I had no rear brake...... and since I've never had AA make my front drum work like a disc not having a rear brake was like not having brakes at all......... while Vander can cross the entire state of New Mexico side-saddle without brakes I'm a chick........ after blasting through an intersection unintentionally I loaded the Dream Krusher up in the Murder Machine and we drove to the SO.........



WOW...... I haven't seen so many people who need a HUG in my life...... so many companies selling shit they bit from others only to take a lame idea and drive it to the furthest corner of GAY TOWN....... as many do-rags and ugly chicks.......

The bands that I saw on the main stage shouldn't even play a PROM....

It was HOT as FUCK......

Oh, and it was only $75 per person if you wanted to experience the entire retardation that is the SOE................... that's all...... I dig that an event like that is not free to put on but you'd have a tuff time convincing me that The Horse didn't make a grip off that gate charge........ just kinda lame if you ask me.............



I'll stop crying now......... BECAUSE it was RAD seeing my friends who were there......

Fingers and Blondie it is always AMAZING seeing you both... you always make me feel like family. The gifts made me feel small..... THANKS!

AA it is always good seeing you homie.... it just woulda been nice if you'd put a shirt on......

Rich, thanks for the hospitality... the Low Side boys are always rad and it was really cool to see you fellas in the sea of lame..... see you in B-More for a REAL party.....

Ralph as always it was good seeing you homie... even though it was only for a few minutes.........

General and your lady (sorry I forgot her name).... it was great meeting you both and thanks for the hospitality... I expected no less from friends of Fingers' and Blondie's.......

Wes, it was rad seeing you again but did you and AA make a pact to go shirtless the whole weekend?

Tim and Oliver (I think - sorry I'm shitty with names) from Cut Rate it was cool seeing you fellas again... thanks for the swag I really dig what you guys are doing....

The Loose Lugnut fellas...... you guys were the BEST band there (that I saw) hands down! They should have had you guys play all day, each day............ maybe had Rebel Son play a bit more......

Wes and Cyril..... it was good seeing you fellas too..... thanks for the kind words about the Revenge Run.....

Danny.... good seeing you too............ sorry it was only in passing........

Navy J.... good seeing you man..... that Pan is right on.... nice job!

Matt, girl, you know it was nice snuggling in the van... Trains, Planes and Automobiles style............ homo......



Here are the highlights and lowlights........ I weeded out most of the turds...... don't worry I left a few in for flavor..... Think of this as me saving you $75 and a fucking heat stroke...... haha......








































































You're welcome.....

4 comments:

dandan said...

tim,

i swear those first two pics of that pan look like one preacher was putting together a few weeks back, but the bars look different.

anyways, i'm glad you had a rad time at the smokeout. who knew wes was so ripped? whatever.

see you soon. maybe in b-more.

dublD

Rusty Knuckles said...

You said it best, good to see friends, but the smokeout is just a fuckn' overpriced event now. We could have brought in all sorts of bands, charged less thank ten bucks and made it bitchin'. Oh fuck my bad, we are doing that twice a year now! hahaha!

Rusty Knuckles

james said...

Hey, dig the blog. It was good to meet someone new this past weekend!

Oliver said...

thanks for the kind words
see you in charm city...

oliver
cut-rate.