10/18/10

Mountains, moonshine, and mullets...

So, the Death Science crew made it back from the RFL in one piece (barely), and I think it's safe to say we all had an amazing time! It was good to see all of our homies and meet some new ones. I'm sure you will all be bombarded with summary posts by a bunch of people, so I'll keep mine short and sweet...

-Tim and I kill ourselves to get the Pan/Shovel running
-Pan/Shovel takes a shit on my shakedown run (day of departure)
-Bikes loaded and book it up to Hickory
-Food, drinks, and Pan/Shovel running again in hotel parking lot
-Morning of run Pan/Shovel is a bitch and won't put out
-Fuck it, bike loaded, we head out for the mountains
-Kidnap van runs like a raped ape
-Great scenery, rad bikes
-Get to campsite and debauchery begins
-Fire, moonshine, mopeds and the Haints!
-No sleep cause it's cold as a polar bear's titty!
-Buffet breakfast on the Cherokee reservation
-Wheels Through Time museum (fucking insane)
-Back on the road to South Carolina
-Couple of break downs, Wes got pulled over, etc...
-We get to the Twisted Spoke about 8pm
-More fires, moonshine, beer, mullets, several near fights
-Bar closes, more shit burned, more near fights, bike knocked over by car
-The rest just gets fuzzy...

In summary, Tim and I had a fucking killer time with everybody...and if you aren't looking for a good time, then stay the fuck away from The Haints! Those guys are the party. I could say a lot more, but I'm already tired of typing.





















10 comments:

Morganne said...

awesome, glad everyone had a safe trip!

timebomb said...

can't say enough to ya'll for the party. Good times were had by all. If yall are ever in GA and need a place to rest your head hit us up.Thanks for the rad raffle shit.

DEPUTY DEATH MONKEY! said...

that was my bike that was knocked over. least i got a picture of her titties. ha! thanks again!

Nick said...

Fuck man, you guys ruled it.

ok kyle said...

so pissed i missed it.see you guyd this weekend you can rub it in

Jay said...

I still can't get the taste of marlboros and incest out of my mouth...good fuckin time!

J-Rod said...

Jeremy molested that skank...that was my doing. He did it all for a beer.

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El Prez said...

Had a rad time. who new there were more mulletts per capita in south carolina than in alabama???FTH

fingers said...

man if vander is not the sexyest man alive i,m dead!!!!!!!