10/7/10

Pick-up line of the week...

You walk up to a girl in the bar, slap her on the ass (pretty hard, but not hard enough to qualify as assualt & battery), and say, "If you don't start buying me some drinks, there's no way I'm puttin' out tonight!"

I have actually used this one, and believe it or not, I did not get slapped. She actually dug it. Use at your own risk though...

2 comments:

DSTim said...

Don't you mean HE dug it........... homo..........

DSMatt said...

Don't hate the player...hate the game.