1/14/11

Finger Food Friday - cadilac,big tits and the man

Hey all you weirdos, freaks and lurkers... what's happening out there? Me? Just collecting parts for Cocaine.

It's been snowing up here pretty good and it's been cold. So, not much going on in my shop.

I know a few kats made the trip to AZ. For the show/party. Don't eat any of that cactus flower it'll take you on a trip to the moon. I lived in West Texas for a while in the late 70's working the oil fields - I ate my fair share of the flower. Button, button who's got the button haha..

Last week we were fighting at the Goldmine - I forgot mention that Billy, the man that owned the gin joint was murdered a few years ago in a robbery. Fucking damn shame he was a really kool kat. Like I said, he let us pretty much do what ever we wanted. When I returned to the scene of the crime a few weeks later Billy pulled me aside and said "the only thing I'm pissed about is having to pay his bartender over-time to clean up all the blood." Then he bought me a beer haha.

This week we're fighting again...

1986 - I'm living in Fla with a bunch of my New York brothers. We all are working on the same job building a warehouse for Publics food stores - fucking place is huge. I'm driving a forklift and dealing coke out of it - I moved the battery from under the seat to make a cooler for beer, can't have warm Bud. Well, we got to know a few of the kool guys that worked there. One night this dude name Jimmy from Kentucky calls us and tells us he is over these chicks' house and they want some coke and they want to party - kool we were down. Me, Lumpy and Vinny the Guinea jump in Lumpy's 1976 Cadillac coupe DE Elegance. That fucking car was a boat. It had the limo package with the divider window and foot rests in the rear and everything. This thing would do a burn out for 2 blocks easy had a 500 ci motor in it.

So, we are cursing to hook up with Jimmy and these chicks they lived in a complex with stairs at each end (remember that part). We hit the stairs checking out the joint - man, not a bad pad... pool, tennis courts, etc. We find the room bang on the door. Now this is when things started to get a little weird - even for this weirdo. This chick opens the door. She's short, heavy and got the biggest tits I had ever saw. Man, I'm not even done thinking that when lumpy says "WOW NICE FUCKING TITS." What an entrance. We walk in and there isn't a chick there under 200 lbs. and all 3 of them had big tits. They were kool though - we partied for awhile just getting together when Lumpy started to swap some spit with one of the large one's. Well, ol redneck Jimmy, I guess had eyes for her. That was news to us. Jimmy, being drunk, high and stupid starts getting loud. The chicks tell him to chill out or just fucking leave so he chills for a minute. But when Vinny starts making a move on one of the other chicks his redneck stupidity kicks in real good. They tell him he's got to go.

So, as he is walking to the door Vinny gets up to lock the door behind him (don't want anybody walking in on this shit) well, ol boy Jimmy decides he is going to sucker punch Vinny. Gets him good in the mouth and now we got blood from a brother. Lumpy jumps to his feet and delivers a flying left. Me, I'm doing a line - they can handle this. Wrong. Jimmy developed supper human drunken redneck strength and now Lumpy and Vinny the Guinea are fighting a losing battle. That's when I jump in you don't draw blood on a brother and get away clean. I give him my best drop kick to the back. It puts him on the ground with the 3 of us on him we are giving him a beating. That's when he cries "UNCLE." I'm done so we let him up and he leaves... well, almost. Now he is mad at me for kicking him in the back. As I turn to walk in I see all the blood boot marks hair on the wall in the hallway. Jimmy not wanting to leave a loser tries his best again and tackles Lumpy. What the fuck? Give it up man. I run over and kick him so fucking hard I blew my knee out. We scrambled a bit when some one yelled "I'm calling the man." That's all I needed to hear. I'm done. I hobble back in the apt., grab my stash an we beat feet to the stairs. As we are leaving, Jimmy is standing at the top yelling at us to come on back and that he is not done. Well, we were. We went down one set of stairs as the man was going up the other... haha. I like when it works like that. We jumped in the power Caddy, pulled out and passed 2 more cop cars pulling in ...................it was 4th of July weekend Jimmy the Redneck spent the whole weekend in jail ......

Big LOVE - Fingers
Weirdos for Life




1 comment:

Joe said...

Haha. I pulled the "driving-out-as-they-drive-in trick one time, too. Good stuff.