5/25/11

Ride to SKATE......

So, let me first say it took me a few days to post this shit because....... well, because I had to gather my thoughts.... hahaha....

First it it ALWAYS good to see the family....... there were a few notable absences but most of the crew made it..... Hell, Jason rolled in family style...............

I appreciate all the hospitality and the snuggle time that Chris and I got in the fucking truck while we drove circles around Bodymore.........

To our hosts, the FOTS crew.......

Clarke, I love you man.

Mike D, thanks for the place to crash and congrats again!

Q, the bike looks amazine!

Flathead Jay, always a pleasure....

Zito, always great to catch up man.


The Ride to Skate was rad as always.... the knife throwing was funny and SICK.... the pre/ after parties were fun as shit....... thanks LOW SIDE.........

Now, on to the real shit............. If you haven't seen Jay's balls more than any heterosexual man would consider reasonable then you're probably not part of the crew......... Jay was there and his balls were out...... he did the worm in a seedy "strip" club..... he tried to bust a beer bottle over his head......... Clarke did bust a beer bottle over his head (I have video - later)...... we saw a pregnant stripper (still not as good as the retarded stripper).......... the Geeks set up a photo booth below a crack-heads window........ we paid way TOO MUCH for a shitty hotel..... I drove like 50 hours in 2 days.........

I don't know, nothing is making any sense except that it was an AMAZING time with amazing friends!

Best line of the weekend........... ok, 2 lines........ "please don't post those pictures online."......... "you're not the guy who was riding in the back before are you?"

Thanks!!!!

Video later..........





5 comments:

Q said...

Thanks Tim,always a good time gettin down with the Death Science crew,the mag destroys

DSVANDER said...

q thanks for letting me crash house and bike are awesome see ya soon good seeing everyone this weekend ......goodtimes

DSVANDER said...

last photo...... deal gone bad perhaps jay!!!!!!

DSMatt said...

Looks like Clarke was rubbing Jay's balls for some good luck...too bad it didn't help Jay land that skeezer in the next pic...Jay called me right after that and we had phone sex.

Doogler said...

Is Clarke giving Jay a Dutch Rudder? haha!