11/14/11

Name me......

So, some scumbag fuck has been breaking into shops in our area and stole some shit from us that was behind the shop...... Worry not, Wee Man is on the case.... he's sure he's narrowed the culprit down a bit......

In the meantime we have to try to protect our shit..... fucking crazy.....

Well, we got a full-time, bite the shit out of anyone who breaks in DOG.....

She's a puppy but already into the job...... problem is we got her as a rescue and her name SUCKS..... so, we are looking for a GOOD name....... either funny (like Porkchop - my Boston) or cool.... or tough (not 2Pac tough or gay like Capone)..... something catchy and cool.....

If you come up with a name we use I'll hook you up with some good shit...... just throw them in a comment or email them to me - tim@ DEATHscience.com

Thanks!

Later.


40 comments:

dave herr said...

Brinks, Nipper or ADT

dave herr said...

Chopper

jmb83 said...

bates or muggzy

J-Rod said...

Princeton Durwood Wescott III...but call him Schmitty for short.

J-Rod said...

Shit, I just realized it was a girl...if she's supposed to be tough then give her a butch name. Chas, Agatha, Gerty, Marge, etc.

Patrick said...

cain or sue


also, fuck thiefs. find him and break his fingers

Johnny No said...

Boner !!!!!

JBMFT said...

Dan Saxon

Evil said...

DS Dyke

Evil said...

Hex

fingers said...

CUNT

ok kyle said...

Hair net!!!

Nothings Changed said...

ODIN

morg163 said...

SMITH&WESSON

Fireface said...

Aleister Growley....

matthew nixson said...

Road kill or chainsaw

EZ said...

Suzy Savage or Savage Sue
Linda Lickface
Vicious Lilly
or I got a friend named or The BITCH HAMMER! I'm sure she would love that

ryann said...

betty

Jay said...

haha fingers! fuckin cunt!

will g said...

Jeff

Mighty Whitey said...

Zena

Tim Nicholls said...

Townes

after Mr.Van Zandt

Gorgeous George said...

i say Gorgeous GEORGIA, haha
Melanie says Gypsy

BullDog said...

Tsunami, Tabasco, or Tamale?

Andy said...

T-Rex or Leroy... or Batman

Justin said...

Sonny

Justin said...

How about naming him after a hard ass action movie star and king fu expert. No I'm not talking about that pussy chuck Norris.

Jean Claude van doggie

Or what about past boxing champs

Frazier
Ali
Tyson
Foreman
Evander
Spinks
Sugar Ray

Old Soul Collective said...

She looks kinda lesbian so Butch might work.

Time To Fly said...

I'd say she looks like a Daisy or an Alice maybe Tiny. Some name folks my expect a poodle to answer to. :) those thieves need to have an eye opening experience! It's also cool you went the rescue route for her!!

McMuscles said...

Trigger.
Trig.
Dozer.

Dawnofthefleming said...

Annie Oakley - baddest bitch around

Kwintronic said...

Eagle Powers

King Creep said...

rosanne barr
or
sue

Justin said...

Shit I missed the part that said the dog was female.

How bout name her after a good tune
Betty Lou
Peggy Sue
Lucille
Jackie Diamond
Suzy Q

mikey said...

Tim

FOE said...

Icky
Jaws
Psycho
Dammit

shawn - Imperial House said...

Damn this dog looks like the perfect match to my boy, Tony: named after Tony Montana, Scarface. So I would suggest, Elvira Hancock, who was Tony's love interest. I need an email address so I can send a pic of my dog. Im not shittin you they look like twins!
OR just call her Sharon Tate: Im sure if she had a chance to come back she would be a maneater!

hortonhearsawhat said...

Taint

Mike D said...

Judy says SHIV. I say sawedoff

sethro said...

ROCKSALT or SALTROCK